Ultraromance

How I would like to be spending Saturday night:

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How I actually am spending Saturday night:

bagel bites

Oh, except I don’t have that “Better Batter.” Or that dude.

Wait, my perfect Saturday night consists of Alex hitting on me in a fuzzy warbles shop?

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Not hard to make up my rassoodok on this one! If I could go on a date with a fictional character, it would be Alex, for these reasons:

1. The man really has a devilish way with words:

“What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels’ trumpets and devils’ trombones. You are invited!”

Invitation, accepted!

2. I do not enjoy alcohol, so I’m particularly fond of men who prefer milk laced with drugs.

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3. I imagine that a nighttime drive with Alex in his Durango ’95 would give me a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through my guttiwuts. But no droogs are allowed to come along with us on our date night!

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4. Alex knows that Beethoven is fantastic date music and it really sets the mood for, well, you know…

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Drinking at the Korova Milk Bar, viddying an ol’ sinny, slooshying to Beethoven, and spatting the nochy away…sounds like a dream date to me!

Would Alex be a suitable long-term malchick droogie? God, no. But a night out with him in that weird dystopian wonderland would be real horrorshow. I’m sure I could convince him to pop some bagel bites in the oven after all of our fun has been had.

One thought on “Ultraromance

  1. It would definitely be a real guff to spend a nochy or two with that bezoomny bratchny.
    While I loved reading the novel by Anthony Burgess, it was rather difficult to decipher all the nadsat words (had to keep referring to the glossary for explanation!)

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